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The Brothers Taking Care of a Sick MC

Request by @theorriginalolivejar

“… Sick reader bc FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP MAKING ASMO SQUEAMISH AROUND SICK MC *ahem* no hate to the headcanons but I personally don’t like them bc it makes Asmo feel shallow. ”

Thank you for another great request!  I agree with your point that the squeamishness makes Asmo feel a bit shallow and I HC that he doesn’t like it when his brothers or himself are sick, but he drops all of that when it’s MC. I am going to do this one in the form of head cannons for how each of the brothers would react to MC being ill rather than just Asmo, but I will pay special attention to him!  (Read under the cut).

Genre:  comfort, fluff
Mc characteristics: Gender neutral (they/them pronouns), Very ill
WC: ~2k
Cw: vomit, swearing, nudity and shower/bathing scenes. 
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Imagine the mess if Mc had a boyfriend in the human world but they broke up when Mc went on an exchange to study at Devildom. Maybe Mc didn’t want a long distance relationship.

However, if a boyfriend would later become an exchange student at Devildom and believe they would continue their relationship with mc. But Mc has already started a relationship with the undateables

Obey me brothers are here

Simeon

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Originally posted by ofloveandknights

" I'm sorry but Mc is already in a relationship with me. However, I hope we can all be friends. "

  • Well Simeon is an angel.
  • He really believes you can all be friends and get along with each other.
  • And his faith does not waver easily.
  • Let’s hope your boyfriend isn’t an asshole who mocks Simeon.
  • Because if they are they have to face the rage of Luke and the Simeon simps.
  • It doesn't end well.
  • Otherwise, Simeon is really happy and respectful.
  • he and your ex boyfriend can sit down to have a tea and chat about the fun stories that have happened to you.
  • It's a really weird sight...
  • Best to get used to it.
  • However, Simeon wouldn't want to give up on you.
  • He is trying to show how happy you are now with him.
  • Only Simeon is able to create a good distance between his partner’s ex boyfriend.
  • He is too pure.

Diavolo

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Originally posted by thalfox

" Mc, why are you looking at me strangely? I just welcomed your ex boyfriend to hell. No I don't emphasize the word hell in any weird way. Right Barbatos? You see Barbatos agrees with me."

  • Well Diavolo is really not excited about this.
  • He didn’t make that powerpoint presentation “What good would it do for both of us if we started dating” in vain.
  • However, this is not a big problem.
  • Or he's the prince of Devildom...
  • Diavolo makes sure you and your ex end up in a different dorm "by accident."
  • You also end up "accidentally" in parallel classes.
  • He also "accidentally" ask you to marry him so your ex boyfriend sees it.
  • ( Diavolo is pretty adept at making "accidents" right? )
  • No one knows if he’s doing this because he’s worried or if he’s just enjoying the bullying of that poor soul.
  • I guess the latter option.
  • And if all goes wrong Diavolo could kick your ex boyfriend out of the exchange student program because of “bullying”.
  • Hypocrisy is always an option in the field of politics

Barbatos

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Originally posted by thalfox

  • Barbatos finds it very difficult to hold back his laughter when your ex boyfriend wishes him luck in this “fair” fight.
  • The battle with the demon-butler who sees the future is certainly not fair.
  • He thinks your ex boyfriend’s trying are entertaining.
  • (Because Barbatos is a sadist and he enjoys having your ex boyfriend put a lot of effort into attempts that are doomed to fail before they even try them.)
  • He 100% sure knew your ex boyfriend was going to devildom from the beginning of your relationship.
  • If your ex boyfriend's tea accidentally shows poison it's "not" his fault.
  • Outside Barbatos is really polite and friendly.
  • He will kindly arrange a tour of hell for your ex boyfriend.
  • If your ex boyfriend agrees they will never return to their former state and become the most faithful follower of God.

" Don’t be angry dear I just wanted to introduce the Devildom to your ex. I promise to pay for their therapy. It was a joke dear they don’t really need therapy."

Solomon

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Originally posted by thalfox

  • Solomon would offer the biscuits he baked himself to your ex boyfriend when they first met.
  • Anyone who doesn’t know Solomon thinks it’s a friendly gesture.
  • Anyone who knows Solomon knows that it is a declaration of war.
  • ( This time, Solomon was genuinely trying to cook badly. Solomon is also the only one who notices the difference in taste. For others, it’s as horrible as his normal cooking.)
  • Indeed, he already knows that the new student is your ex boyfriend.
  • No one knows how but Solomon just knows.
  • He might show a couple of "magic tricks" to your ex boyfriend.
  • Don’t be surprised if after that your ex boyfriend is a talking frog.
  • This frog cannot be turned into a human by kissing.
  • It will take at least a week for Solomon to get your ex boyfriend back.
  • Isn't that sad?

"Mc I already said it was an accident. Don't think about it too much. Look I made you muffin you want to taste it?"

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Loving MC from afar

Ok so this is the first fic I've written in a long while and it's about a mobile otome game. I blame @demonfamilytherapist

Set (loosely) in between S1 and S2, after MC has returned to the human world. They might be separated from the brothers, but that does not stop the brothers from loving them from afar. A little look into how the brothers can subtly (and not so subtly) influence the world and MC themself in order to stay connected. (gn) MC-centric! This does cover all the brothers, though Lucifer/Pride is last for chronology reasons...

cw: Brief blood mention in Satan’s section. There are references to being lethargic and uninterested in life/hobbies that could very easily be read as depression in Belphie’s section. Definitely elements of manipulation and dubious morality throughout too.

Mammon
(Greed - to collect and covet material objects and goods)

  • There’s a knock on your window just after you wake up. It’s been happening for a few days now, but you never catch who’s doing it. The window itself is quite high up, and if it’s someone throwing rocks on a regular basis, well, they’ve got very good aim.
  • On a whim, you leave a camera rolling overnight. The following morning, you hear the knock again, and this time, you’re ready. The batteries are almost dead but thankfully the camera managed to catch the last few moments before winking off. Plugging it into your laptop, you scrub through the entire night so you can catch the early morning. And - well. It’s not what you were expecting.
  • In the hour just before you go to sleep, you notice a crow land in the branches across from the window, its eyes glinting gold through the lens of the camera. It doesn’t move all night. It doesn’t even sleep. In the morning, about the time you guess you woke, it flies up to the window, pecking the glass once with its beak, and then it flaps away into the brisk air.
  • You set the camera up the following evening, just to check if it was a fluke. Yet again, the crow lands, watching over you as you sleep before flying off in the morning after you wake.
  • Odd, but honestly not the weirdest thing you’ve experienced by far.
  • The next evening you leave your window open. There’s no knock in the morning, and for a brief moment you feel sad. Did you scare away your new friend? But - a glint catches your eye - sitting on the windowsill is a shard of broken glass - a light amber color, likely from a broken bottle.
  • It becomes a habit. Each evening, the crow perches on the branch outside, and the following morning, it leaves a small trinket on your windowsill. You’ve now collected a few bottle caps, some coins (though, oddly, in different currencies), glass of varying colours, and even a random key. The quality of the items the crow brings seems to increase every visit. You start leaving out pieces of fruit and occasionally strips of meat, which are always taken at some point during the night. It’s all fun and games - until it starts bringing you valuables.
  • Emeralds, sapphires, golden rings, diamonds; you start a collection that would make Tiffany’s seem like a children’s costume jewelry store. You know some of it definitely belongs to real people, because the news is reporting a ‘string of high-profile thefts’ across the entire fucking world.
  • You entertain the idea of reporting the valuables as stolen and have a minor breakdown about how to explain ‘it wasn’t me - it was this crow!’
  • You never bring yourself to do it, though. Finders, keepers, and all that.
  • There’s something comforting about this crow’s presence. The golden glint in its eyes shines impossibly as you go to sleep, and in that moment you feel treasured.

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Just This Once ( Elder Brothers / Younger Brothers / Royals / Purgatory Hall)

Your D.D.D.’s notification roused you.

Bleary eyed, still half asleep, you fumbled, feeling around your bed until your fingers hit the phone’s plastic case, and you squint your eyes as much as you can without physically closing them as you unlock the accursed thing. It’s 3:38 A.M. you’ll murder whoever sent this, demon or no, you swear on you great grandma’s goddamn grave. You tap open the message app and pull up the newest chat without even bothering to look at who it is.

‘You got a death wish, texting at this time?’ You’re half a microsecond from hitting send by the time you notice the actual contents of the message.

Satan

'Inform my brothers I have elected to use the weekend for an excursion.' You squinted and gave a groan, rubbing your face as your still sleeping brain tried to parse what the hell the overly intellectualized sentence even meant, but eventually it clicked and you sat up, erasing your previous response and typing out a new one. 'Satan, why are you texting while roleplaying as a thesaurus?'

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Just This Once ( Elder Brothers / Younger Brothers / Royals / Purgatory Hall)

Your D.D.D.’s notification roused you.

Bleary eyed, still half asleep, you fumbled, feeling around your bed until your fingers hit the phone’s plastic case, and you squint your eyes as much as you can without physically closing them as you unlock the accursed thing. It’s 3:38 A.M. you’ll murder whoever sent this, demon or no, you swear on your great grandma’s goddamn grave. You tap open the message app and pull up the newest chat without even bothering to look at who it is.

‘You got a death wish, texting at this time?’ You’re half a microsecond from hitting send by the time you notice the actual contents of the message.

Simeon

'Were you to ever be in danger, you would tell Lucifer, right?' You furrowed your brow, rubbing the sleep from your eyes, and with a hiss, you sat up, pulling one of the extra blankets around your shoulders.

'I. guess so but why do you ask? Follow up question why do you ask right now of all times?' The three little dots indicated that he started typing several times, but each time, they would disappear without giving you anything else, only to reappear once more. Eventually, you sighed and rubbed your head then squinted out of your window. Purgatory Hall was only a five minute walk, and Solomon had been teaching you several versatile self defense spells... Simeon was having trouble with something, and you had the ability to help. You'd shoulder the lecture from Lucifer in the morning.

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I Describe the Obey Me Characters Really Badly:

Lucifer: Struggling single father with no emotional intelligence and the horniest fans.

Mammon: Former gifted kid now local fuckup with ADHD, burnout, and a thing for praise. He’s the person in Central Park surrounded by pigeons except the pigeons are crows. Perpetually broke. Invested in Bitcoin.

Leviathan: The guy that had a totally normal life and childhood until about 15 minutes into the documentary when they start talking about how he never left his fucking room. They then blame his crimes on all the violent video games and anime he watched.

Satan: Nerd that can and will snap you in half like a toothpick if you give him a reason. Part time catboy, full time menace to Lucifer.

Asmodeus: Beauty Youtuber and influencer. Yes, influencer is a very sinister title and it fits him perfectly. He’s pure evil, he’s the sweetest boy, I want to braid his hair, I want to slap him in the face, I want to hold his hand and tell him he’s loved, I want to put shaving cream in his shampoo.

Beelzebub: The only person in a twenty mile radius with an ounce of emotional intelligence in his body. He eats to fill the void, but also works out so he’s shredded as fuck.

Belphegor: Simultaneously the biggest brat in existence and the sweetest thing. Will end your bloodline and not feel bad, then go give hugs to his twin.

Diavolo: Part time himbo, full time pain in Lucifer’s neck. Starved for attention and affection, he’s so lonely… he’s also a member of the aristocracy so VIVE LE PROLETARIAT UPRISING!

Barbatos: Far more sus than Solomon but no one acts like it. Can see through time and space but chooses not to because he’s loyal to his part time Himbo prince.

Simeon: Was mischaracterized by the fandom until midway through season 2. Lucifer’s annoying ex brother. Brother breakup 🥺 also totally a spy. Another single father. The reason schools have a “cover your sinful shoulders” rule. Shifty as fuck but also the only person I’d trust.

Solomon: Was dubbed a meme lord once upon a time ago, now he is a grandpa. Chronic mansplainer with magic and anxiety. Has probably set you on fire.

Luke: Racist ten year old. Your son. Simeon’s son. Everyone’s son. He’s also a chihuahua. Love him.